Archives for April, 2009

a return! in the air! COMING SOON LIKE ALL THEM OTHER THINGS. PROBABLY TOMORROW!!!!!!!


I have made the best pot of coffee I have yet made. I will enjoy drinking it, as I doubt it will be this good again. Also, I found the best t-shirt ever this weekend. Many who have seen it do not understand it’s greatness, but I am confident that it is the best. It [...]


i used to think it was “you know you’re famous when you have a wikipedia page you didn’t write yourself,” but know I know that it’s actually when this is the case: go search-strings, go!


2 much Prince in my life. Eye won’t really write my words like that. OR WILL I? Anyways, there’s a curious case of songs that you are totally meant to have, ones that defy all logic and everything to be written. I’ve been fortunate enough to have at least one sort of miraculous song, that [...]


wouldya look at that? my, how it looks good. backwards, and in my dark room, and with my clenched teeth behind it, but good. you can get them next week. get what? OH! “It Won’t Be Long,” a new mini-comic by Me. It’ll be available at local Chicago stores and at any shows I’m playing. [...]


here’s the scene: pasted to the inside of a movie theater window was a Have You Seen Me sign. On it was a listing for a girl, seventeen, gone missing a week prior, last seen wearing a t-shirt that said “whatever”. i swear you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried. First off, in [...]


Show Time: Sunday April 26, 2009 – 7:00 PM Venue: The Orphanage Address: 643 w 31st City: Chicago State: Illinois Country: US Zip Code: 60616 Cost: Description: Violet Mice at the Orphanage! Also appearing: Rusty Clearwater, The Drama Scene, Andy Suffers. I am billed as “clever, very clever,” which of course you know is… true.


Oh, no, i’ll be using that name for something else, I’m sure. But having come upon it last night, I just couldn’t resist. Anyways, these following are a series of paintings that I was working on at the same time I was working on the Ringo’s Rainbow stuff, which is to say January-May of 2008. [...]


I am feeling disheveled. My hair is starting to look like Emmett Brown’s, and in protest (of what I do not know), I have been wearing the same Zwan shirt for a fuabajillion years. I must cover my face with a bag of glow in the dark spider-webbing. Anyways, here’s two oddities from the vault. [...]